THE IMAGINARY ACHILLE’S HEEL

What could bring down Orange Jesus?

Just today I realized that I never talk with my shrink about my intense feelings of dislike for Donald J. Trump. Up until today it didn’t seem to be worth the time and money, but now I’m wondering if my sentiments should be examined by a medical professional. Where do I start?

I almost barf every time I hear a talking head or self-described expert say how Trump is invincible and those who adore him will never withdraw their approval rating. That is why Liz Cheney’s tagline “Orange Jesus” is so priceless. Even the Romans couldn’t convince those they conquered that the guy from Galilee was a fraud. When they finally came around, they forced all to convert, and those that didn’t were killed by blood-thirsty Christian armies. It’s called spreading the word.

It’s strange to me that the evangelicals see Trump’s flaws, but dammit, they follow him anyway. They made a deal with the devil, and just like in the movie, Damn Yankees, they wanted to win the World Series. They relish that ban against abortion more than keeping democracy safe. Creating more people at this moment in our history will destroy natural resources and kill the Earth.

I’ve been pondering some events that could possibly change minds and bring people to their senses. What on earth could turn most Trump followers against him? I know, I know, it’s a waste of time, but hey, that’s what fucking bloggers like me do.

Let me start with the most powerful voting group in America —women. You see, they network, communicate with others and, most importantly, they vote.

Now, let’s say Melania Trump holds a press conference to announce she is leaving Mr. Trump and will sue for divorce as soon as possible. She reveals wounds on her face and explains her husband frequently beats her. I’m thinking that’s worth a dip of maybe 15 to 20 percentage points in the polls. Women would turn against him, but many of the hypocrites in Congress who have declared their undying love for Trump would use the banal line, “Well, if that is true… that would be bad.” Those self-righteous bastards would believe the husband’s denial over the wife’s bruises. They would then launch a harsh campaign to discredit the “immigrant spouse.”

Donald Trump shared national security secrets and put you and your children in harm’s way, yet he claimed, “I did nothing wrong.” All the sycophants believed him and crawled right back into their cocoons of misinformation.

I am sure it would outrage a mass of people if we learned that Donald Trump was selling those secrets to Russia, North Korea and the Saudis, with the proceeds being used to fund an international child trafficking endeavor, but once he denied it all no points would leave the scoreboard.

What if evidence was uncovered that Trump had a young man come to his bedroom every night to pleasure him from January 6^th to now? Well, few would believe it. Oh, some goodie-two-shoes might start to accept it but when asked, “If he is the candidate in 2024 would you vote for him again?” they would firmly answer, “Yes.”

What if Jesus returned to the Earth? The first strident complaints from the MAGA crowd would be, “That’s not Jesus. The son of God is not a colored man.” Those posters of Jesus with movie star hair and deep blue eyes do NOT represent Jesus’s appearance. Most expert genealogists say he probably looked more like bin Laden than Brad Pitt.

As our made-up story continues, Jesus finally breaks through with millions of followers on Facebook, and during his electronic sermon on the Meta he declares that Donald Trump is the devil. Nothing happens. There is no movement away from the cretin. If you believe Trump is without sin, then you wouldn’t believe a modern-day redeemer, even though the 45^th President of the United States is a devil in many ways.

If you believe a liar and pledge your undying love for him, then you will never find the truth. With more than 60,000 documented lies spoken while in office, it’s clear Trump’s no-brainers don’t want the truth. They say they do, but they follow only their own opinions and unscientific information. Who follows a liar? Let me give you one example of selective prejudice and close-mindedness.

Many of the far-right ingrates hate the government. They vociferously exclaim they want to destroy the administrative state. The crazies in Congress and politics want to eliminate the people who work for us, the administrators. This anti-government obsession with the myth tied to a deep-state force that is out to get them has never been proven, but it persists.

That brings me to the latest round of idiocy with some folks believing the government has space alien body parts and is withholding that information from the public. We humans have blasted a lot of stuff into space, and with all the trash floating up there these days, who the hell knows what will fall from the sky. But I have a question for those hard-core conservatives who also profess an undying love of God, Jesus and the Holy Bible. Why the hell would you want to rip that band aid off such a deep cut?

If indeed the government came out and said, “Okay, you caught us. We know all about UFOs/UAPs and extraterrestrial beings.” Then what would the holy rollers do? Such a revelation would prove that all the writings in the ancient scrolls are lies. I’m sorry, but you cannot have this all-powerful God and think that the aliens coming here are large and in charge of humanity. Ooops! Be careful what you wish for.

What really needs to be exposed, isn’t the origin of alien meat in a locker, but the fact that Donald J. Trump might be an alien. And if he is an alien, we will have to beam him back up; to the moon, Alice!

Trump’s Achilles heel is his ego. If you want to destroy this boychild, you must cut through the narcissistic armor. He must be brought to his knees, psychologically.

What most of his followers would truly hate to hear is that Trump, deep down inside, believes they are disposable. If he outright said, “YOU ARE ALL STUPID and I don’t give a shit about you,” no one would believe him. The truth won’t kill the liar, only a better lie will. Maybe we need the military to declare, “We now know that Donald Trump is an alien.” Even then, people would still support and vote for the jerk off.

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DISRUPTION, DENIALS & DISINFORMATION

Liars and lunatics are poisoning America!

Back when Dennis Miller was still funny and relevant, he had a Friday night TV show with an ending segment that was a total rip-off of Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update. As the set up to a targeted segment, Dennis would exclaim, “Now, I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but…” Then he would dive into a diatribe on whatever or whomever he wanted to rip into a thousand pieces.

Miller’s show took place in the time before we had social media to promote the feelings, thoughts and aberrations of millions of knuckleheads from Toledo to Timbuktu. These days, any jackass with a mouse and internet connection can tell me what they think about an entire list of subjects they are totally unqualified to discuss. TikTok has given any Tom, Dick or Harry the ability to gather a following, but there are more dicks than tiks these days, and I hate that.

Well, I can play too, so let me add to the fetid, gaseous air of the internet and get a few things off my hairy chest. First, I do not give a fuck about Hunter Biden, his stupid laptop or the fact he’s related to the President of the United States. He’s just another “silver spooned” elitist lacking a moral compass. If he broke the law, he should do the time. I find it humorous that Republicans, those gun-loving, NRA sycophants, want to lock up Hunter on a gun charge. But hey, drug addicts shouldn’t own guns so they need to shut up and pass a law to prevent it – really prevent it.

Next, why are media outlets giving Robert F. Kennedy Jr. any exposure? Why are conservatives and self-serving grifters fighting to keep him and his poison on social media? Unless they are ready to strike down what is known as Section 230, they need to shut the fuck up. RFK Jr. is not a Democrat, he’s a demigod who is just as corrupt as his grandfather and the Irish mafia of rich, first-generation millionaires who believed they knew what was best for America. If it were up to Joe Kennedy, we’d all be speaking German. Stop RFK Jr. and his dangerous, deranged opinions! Covid-19 was not a weapon, it was a fucking virus. Kennedy’s arguments are as weak and distorted as the output of his vocal cords.

On June 5, 1968, Robert F. Kennedy, Sr. was shot by Sirhan Sirhan at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles, California and pronounced dead the following day. The fact that RFK Jr. doesn’t believe Sirhan Sirhan shot his father is lunacy. We all can see it on film. Sure, the assassin was a Palestinian Jordanian man and he had his demented causes, but there is no doubt he was the killer. But let’s not be too hard on RFK Jr. It’s well known the family of Martin Luther King, Jr. believes the government, especially the FBI, was involved in the murder of the civil rights leader. Never proven, hardly documented, and really, will this bullshit ever stop?

The idea that we are in separate tribes is utterly primitive and unproductive, and neo-dolts like Ron DeSantis are making matters worse. When confronted with the new policies of his state-run Department of Education, Ronnie said he wasn’t involved. What a coward and dimwit. He was the motivation behind that plan and he signed the bills.

He and others running against Donald Trump refuse to say why the ex-president he would be bad for our country. They are the same folks who believe God has sent them to cure America of all its ills, perversions and ideological missteps. FACT: They are not affiliated with God or any of his workers.

According to the myth, God first created the supreme archangel followed by other archangels. One of them decided to take on God, and then we had the devil. And the book that brought us the devil was also used to justify white people stealing black people from Africa and demand they work for free.

SLAVERY was a way for the right people, you know the white people, to become more successful, but they had to deal with the “lower intellects” by telling them what to believe and whom to follow. How can someone, like Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. complain about people calling him a racist or antisemite when he has no clue about the definitions of those words?

I was inspired when Sinéad O’Connor performed on Saturday Night Live in 1992 and told us the real enemy was the Pope for covering up sex abuse in the Catholic Church. Ripping up his picture on live television was a powerful and courageous statement. She told the truth about the abuses of the church and its priests and how they were covered up by men in power. By the way, those are the same men who keep woman in their places. Women can still not be priests, even today.

The white men in Congress and state governments who rail against Critical Race Theory and what we teach about slavery claim they are protecting kids from assuming any blame for what happened in this country for more than two-hundred and forty years. Americans commonly believe slavery took place from 1776 to 1865, but it actually began in North America in 1619. Here’s a question we should be asking people like Senator Tom Cotton, Governor DeSantis and other store-bought racists, “How are you protecting kids who aren’t white, or straight, or Christian?” They will not have an answer. They are protecting only their children.

Disruption is a disturbance or problem which interrupts an event, activity, or process, typically not a good thing. Some view the January 6^th attack on Congress not as an insurrection but just a trifling disruption. People like Josh Hawley and Matt Gaetz think of themselves as disruptors and reformers, but they and their kind are nothing but evil, scum bacteria, infecting people with attempts to normalize unamerican activities. It’s time we stop denying the holocaust, slavery, 9-11, January 6^th and the value of vaccines. We must focus on making America better.

I’ll close with a little tip to all the election deniers. If Donald Trump won the 2020 election, why the fuck did he leave Washington? If he really believed he was re-elected, why didn’t he order the military to surround the White House and protect what was “rightfully” his? He’s a chicken-shit loser and no one in the army would have come. Here’s the real reason he left; HE KNEW HE LOST. What a fucked-up person!

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THE PROBLEM WITH RON DESANTIS

Another bottom feeder polictician – grifter

I am sure Ron and Casey DeSantis are nice people away from the bright lights of politics, but I have many political questions for our governor. I wonder whether he respects the rights of children, if he understands the need for equality among “all the people” and whether he supports the sanctity of immigrants in America.

It would be too easy to spray the criticism that everything DeSantis has done as governor was only to further his national political ambitions. It appears that once he got the Governor job, he was living every moment to get another one… in Washington.

As the grandson of Italian immigrants, one would hope DeSantis had more empathy for the immigrant’s plight, but alas, it’s a case of, “We’re in, close the door behind us.” Florida is made up of immigrants and workers from everywhere. Why the constant condemnation of that class? DeSantis’ stunts and statements would have us believe he doesn’t care about what America stands for. Immigrants are people, not political punching bags.

Harassing large corporations that provide thousands of jobs is bad business, while giving another big donor exclusive rights to Covid shots reveals a payoff in the plan. Why did I have to drive four hundred miles to get my shot? Please stop bragging about how great you did. It was just okay.

We hear so much about respecting the rights of parents, but what about the rights of children? From banning Critical Race Theory, certain books and gender realization, DeSantis is kowtowing to the base, not protecting all the kids. One must ask, who decided that a child’s rights could be ignored, besmirched and ridiculed by the state? Will the governor and his wife attend funerals to comfort the parents mourning their trans or gay teen’s suicide due to constant bullying? Sadly, he will not be involved in the problem he exacerbated.

I’m puzzled by the DeSantis political family who rails against liberal elitism but sends their kids to private schools. I assume they think they are fixing education, but so far, they have created far more conflict, drama and fear than advances.

When the governor in his high-heeled cowboy boots rode his white horse into government, he was just a cheap imitator of Donald Trump. His actions, words and deeds since then have shown a man who truly doesn’t care about anyone else’s viewpoint. Florida doesn’t need a baby Trump; we’ve got the real one.

The facts are clear. Mr. DeSantis had no discussions with the families of LGBTQ kids before he handed Tallahassee his abominable bucket of hate: the “Don’t Say Gay” bill. He also had no consultations with the communities of color that he cut up like chum on the beach to gerrymander his way to power. He just did it without the regard for the voters’ rights in those places. If only Ron was honest about it all.

The lack of respect for equality and the Voting Rights Act are just as bad as his ploughing through the policies in education that were meant as safeguards for equality. Getting rid of much of what the New College of Florida was all about, only to suggest that adding sports teams will bring people back to the institution, feels a lot like “Biff” from Back to the Future being put in charge of education. It’s sad that a graduate of Harvard and Yale would see public education as an evil force. Maybe he doesn’t care about kids.

The idea of a “woke ideology” coming to take your freedoms away is much like Chicken Little screaming, “The sky is falling!” I still have no idea what “woke” means, but it’s clearly Ron’s N-word.

The fundamental problems of Ron DeSantis are his obvious desire to rewrite history, control the future and force all citizens to adopt his way of life. If “freedom” is really your north star, Mr. Governor, then why do you keep telling us what to do, how our doctors will treat us and even who to love. The demeaning discrimination on display so far proves he’s a bad governor and would be a horrible president.

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