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Don Quixote Takes on Chinese Windmill

Donald Trump thinks he knows technology, but he doesn’t know jack. According to John Bolton’s book, our President talks a good game about stopping China from invading our shores, but he’s a total failure with his actions. Remember when everyone, from 60 Minutes, through Marco Rubio to the heads of our tech companies, was warning the US that we should block the firm Huawei from doing business in the USA? As their website shows you they are here, and their introduction of 5G technology to our nation seems to be a fait accompli.

The first question we all should be asking is why the President of the United States would use access to our communication networks as a bargaining chip in a trade negotiation. If Trump honestly believes that a Chinese technology could hurt our security and privacy in any way, why would he let them in? Trump’s COVID “travel ban” allowed more than 50,000 people from infected countries to enter the USA. He always talks a good game, but he never delivers an effective follow through. Was the security issue with Huawei a hoax? If he takes back all his whiny complaints, I will ask Marco Rubio.

The clock is ticking, and Trump was talking trash Friday night with his tweet claiming that he will ban TikTok in the US with an executive order. Does he know that 100 million of us clicked into TikTok for entertainment during the pandemic? One of my favorites on TikTok is Sarah Cooper, who does a slam-dunk lip-sync parody of Donald Trump. Check out this link to see.

 

It didn’t take long for an article to be penned in Vogue magazine that claims Ms. Cooper is the real reason Trump wants to ban TikTok. Could that be true? The technical question is how would Trump ban an internet product? Would he demand that “the Internet” take one player down citing some sort of security issue? Who exactly oversees the Internet? Is it Al Gore? Maybe the Donald will call his “great friend” President Xi and find out how that country suspends the feeds of internet sites and services they don’t like. Trump is stupid and doesn’t realize any action to ban a website would be a violation of our First Amendment.

When Turkey banned YouTube and Facebook, savvy tech users signed up for a service to jump around the bans so they could access those services without President Erdoğan playing babysitter. Users can always find a way to get what they want, even when it’s a bit more complicated.

Sweaty President

Trump’s bluff was intended to kibosh the sale of TikTok by its Chinese owner to Microsoft. The last time I checked, Microsoft was an American company. Why does Trump work against our own companies? Oh, I almost forgot; he’ll work against anything if it advances his desires or interests.

Donald John Trump thinks he’s acting, in a “strongly” way, but nobody gives a toot about TikTok. Our country is focused on COVID, a hurricane coming to the east coast and getting their jobs back. Trump is beyond tone deaf; he’s blind and mentally retarded.

I am sure someone showed the Sarah Cooper video to the President and it probably made him go ballistic. Why? Because Sarah is simply lip-synching Trump’s exact words and they seem inane in the context of her “speaking” them. She IS making fun of Trump, but he doesn’t realize that most of what he says is STUPID! When hearing the playback of their recorded voice for the very first time most people say, “I don’t sound at all like that!” Of course, the recording is exactly how they sound. Cooper’s comedy is funny because you know those exact words came directly from Trump’s tiny pie-hole.

I love to see how newspapers and websites from all over the world cover our flailing, failing president. This headline was from the New India Express, “US ‘may be banning’ TikTok: Donald Trump on Chinese video app’s censorship concerns.” So, Donald Trump wants to censor a service because of concerns about its censorship? That’s beyond ironic; it’s moronic.

Here is another analysis that appeared, “TikTok’s fun, goofy videos and ease of use has made it immensely popular, and US tech giants like Facebook and Snapchat see it as a competitive threat.” REALLY? The Indian press thinks that Trump may be wanting a TikTok ban to help his pals at Facebook? Huh? Are you confused, yet? And I almost forgot, the TikTok kids were the ones who signed up for the Tulsa rally tickets and made Trump think millions and millions of people were coming. Grudge, hell yeah!

I’ll bet this whole mess will blow over by Monday with Hurricane Isaias moving up the east coast. By the way, if storms have names do they also have social security numbers and IP addresses? Seriously, millions of Americans are in the path of a hurricane and Trump is talking about TikTok. Well, there goes the teen mail-in vote.

I cannot say it any other way. Trump is lacking a BRAIN. He’s making this country less secure, less healthy and less GREAT. He’s a loser who lives in his own private Idaho, and I’ll now quote some lyrics from that famously wonderful song by the B52’s, “You’re living in your own Private Idaho, Keep off the path, beware of the gate, Watch out for signs that say ‘hidden driveways’ Don’t let the chlorine [hydroxychloroquine] in your eyes, Blind you to the awful surprise, That’s been waitin’ for you at the bottom of the bottomless blue, blue, blue pool.”

Okay, time to drain the pool. Microphone drop.

 

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